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ToRn’s takes on life and happenings.

Some pics off my phone

Ok, here are some crappy pics I took with my phone, brand new Sprint Katana and the pics look terrible, but I shoot on a Nikon D70s so what exactly am I comparing it to?

The drink I was “tricked” into getting, nothing like getting laughed at by a table full of bull dykes when this was brought to me, sorry for the darkness, no flash on the camera and I tried to PS the lighting some, this is as good as it gets.

Lunch with Eris and DrJeff, no idea what we ate, I’m sure they will tell me, but I actually did enjoy my meal and plan to go back soon.


One Sexay Bitch!

Diesel

Me at Tom’s house and YES, that really is a stripper pole in the BG.

Tom, just too fucking cool of a person.

Jaymeer, a friend of Lincolns who is an amazing artist
http://www.jaymeer.com/

Where we ate, I just like this pic

How Do I Feel?: good good

Our new neighbors living upstairs.

Pauline heard some noises Monday night, and last night I heard what sounded like my attic being torn to hell, but it was above the patio, so I grabbed a flash light and looked and found this.

I called animal control and they said there is nothing they can do, so I called Florida Wildlife Management and they said the same thing, no risk to me then there is nothing they will do.

I’m not going to risk the babies by trying to cage the momma, so I guess I am stuck with them.

Better not poop in my pool again….

How Do I Feel?: good good

39,007 feet…

Give or take a few feet, I just took off about 45 mins ago, so I am 3:15 from ATL, then a nice 2.5 hour layover and another hour in the air and another hour to get my bags (Orlando, if you ever flown in there you know what I am talking about) and another 45 to 60 mins in a car and I WILL BE HOME!

I am EXHAUSTED, I was falling asleep in the terminal, but yet I am still awake, and the main reason I am awake right now and not sleeping is I forgot to plug in my mp3 player so I have a DEAD FUCKING BATTERY… Good thing I have my laptop, so I just plug it in for 30 mins and it will get me home, so I moved the tunes over to the laptop as it charged and I can jam as I write this post. They just brought some snacks, nothing to brag about, but I was hungry and thinking I could grab some food at PDX I didn’t eat before I went to the airport.

Stores/bars close at 7:30PM at a fucking airport????

I did find a store open and got me 2 candy bars and an inflatable “neck pillow” which I’ve used for 30 mins and I think it is the greatest thing ever… and it will remain that until I land.

I was smart this trip, I looked online yesterday and saw my row with my aisle seat was now full but if I went back 8 rows I could have another aisle seat with no one in the middle and to make it even better, the window seat is also empty now, so I have a whole 3 seat row for my fat ass.

Oh good, turbulence….

Wonderful, I am now awake. Figures, my mp3 is now charged so instead of plugging my headset into that, I type away talking to you ‘hoes…. See how much I love you all?

I had a good trip over all, a few bumps in the road but nothing too bad to ruin my trip which is nice. This SHOULD be my last flight until we move to Portland, so that is nice, I am getting tired of airports.

Oh good, the kid in front of me is explaining to his mom that his DVD player battery died in middle of lilo and stich, of course he is using loud screams and sequels… thankfully I have some good sony ear phones that are really good with the sound of planes, they was a good buy.

Life will be much better in Portland, I just know it… once we find a place to live that is.

Ok, I’m tired, I’ll finish this later.

***ATL***

6:02AM EST

I get off the plane, screaming kid made the last 20 mins so enjoyable, I love parents who try to bribe their kids into doing things they MUST do like wear a seat belt, put the table up etc.

So I get off the plane, my boarding pass says gate T02, the screen says T02… I am at A12…

Ok, no biggie, I get on the ATL tram and get to terminal T, as soon as I get off, the train announcer says the train is dead for at least 10 mins for maintenance and from what I saw at least 200 people will have to wait…. HA! LOSERS!

So I walk to T02 which was of course on the very far end and there is a lot of construction going on so they have “carpet” down that feels like I am walking on sand, no biggie I am almost at T02, and while passing T05 I see a monitor and do a quick glance….

A26

Ok, whatever, I confirm it with the gate agent and head back down to a VERY crowded tram, and get on the 2nd tram that comes and it was so packed, 10 people had to get off the tram, to let me off.

So now I sit at my gate, dead tired and a migraine starting which is helped by the courtesy carts that scream “BEEP BEEP” that is sitting 20’ from me so the driver can talk and laugh with some other worker… Which after 3 mins she leaves only to come back about 5 mins later and stays at least 5 mins before the bar tender at the bar yells at her to turn off the damn beeping… golly gee… think she should???

I’ve noticed, ATL has the LOUDEST carts at any airport, I really think its too loud to the point of being dangerous.

Fuckers….

I want to be home.

*MCO

Nothing too bad here, the baggage signs say baggage 32, so I wait and wait and notice baggage 31 is also a Delta flight from ATL… and I notice my bad sitting on the floor over near that… The agent was getting ready to grab it as a unclaimed bag, so I got to it and asked what happen, she said it was on the first flight to MCO, so my bag got there before I did.

Boy that makes sense.

How Do I Feel?: cranky cranky

VA Allows Wiccan Symbols on Headstones

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3068280

The Wiccan pentacle has been added to the list of emblems allowed in national cemeteries and on goverment-issued headstones of fallen soldiers, according to a settlement announced Monday.

How Do I Feel?: pleased pleased

Recovered?

Does it matter right now? I leave in 3 days for Portland so I guess it doesn’t matter if I am recovered from my trip up north or not, I barely have time to write this post, but I writing it anyway, sometimes you just have to say fuck it.

I am still pretty tired, I cant seem to get the sleep my body wants me to have, and when I am trying to work it screams at me “sleep more” so it makes working a bigger pain the ass then normal, but since I am like a month behind on shit I have to get done, I don’t have much choice.

My trip to my parents was fun, it would have been more fun had Pauline joined me, but it is what it is, she will soon be working from the house permanently, so this should be the last trip I take without her. I am not counting this week’s trip since she is going to Indiana for a wedding, so it’s not like she is at home alone while I am looking for “strange”.

My parents moved to Northern MN permanently 10 years ago after going up there since my dad was a kid, we started going there when I was 5 or 6 as a family and ever since my parents have gone 4-6 times a year, they found a great place near all their local friends and turned it into a great place on the river with a shabby cabin into a really fucking nice area with a huge house.

It has been 5 years at least since we was last there and there has been a lot of changes, my dad built the house himself and did a really great job, and there is just a few things he needs to do to “finish” it, but I know my dad, it will never be finished, he will always be tinkering with something.

We did some site seeing and really just caught up on what was going on in all of our lives I met some friends of theirs and we had a few cook outs and went 4 wheeling and stopped at the local bar and dad and I got his dock into the river and made some minor repairs to the dock and took one of his 4 boats out for the first time of the year. The rivers were thawed but the lakes were still mostly ice, some of the lakes still had snowmobiles riding the ice which is pretty late in the year to do it, we did walk about 30’ onto a lake which was a first for me, but that’s as far as I would go, too many cracks and “thin” spots.

Pauline and I are hoping to fly out there for 3-4 days in October, we will be in Portland permanently in mid September so by October it should be settled enough to fly out there and just visit with my parents again, October will be cold, but hopefully not too bad. I have already priced tickets and this time I am going to avoided MSP like the plague, and I found a airport that is about a hour from my parents for $500 or so each which is more then we have paid for tickets in a long long time, but taking into account the 4 hours we will save driving and that the car rental at this local airport a small business and not a chain, the car is much cheaper then Alamo or whoever, so really it will cost us the same in $.

Almost forgot, as I said my family has gone to this area of MN for over 30 years, from my first time to my 2nd to last time I have seen MAYBE 5 deer total, the last time Toni and I went up there we counted 20 deer in 6 days, a new record. This time I saw 60+ deer in 3 days, they was just EVERYWHERE! And the deer doo was all over my dads yard, on every path we walked, and in the middle of the woods when we went off the path, you just couldn’t avoid it, it was not a “oh look, another mess” it was “Geeze, don’t they ever stop pooping?”

My Dads dog, Troubles, which is a perfect name for this 110 lb hyper lab mix.

My Dads river

My Dads dog, Blue, this dog always looked like he has something to say.

Deer #45…. or something like that.

Still somewhat frozen lake

How Do I Feel?: okay okay