Author Archives: ToRn

My Random Thoughts

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  • 11:05 geeze… is Harold Ford Jr the only douche the Sunday talk shows can get? I am so sick of seeing/hearing from this slimy mofo…
  • 11:37 just loves the short term memory of the GOP… yes, all debt is just 12 months old…. just ignore the 96 months prior to the last 12 right?
  • 13:44 Frack! We can’t think of anything for dinner tonight, Canadians arrive Monday, must be ready for their overwhelming kindness… Freaks…
  • 16:19 Sushi is on the way… and the world is at peace…
  • 16:22 hmmm… I’m starting to think I am just bored enough to watch the Oscars tonight…
  • 17:13 I can’t believe I’m watching this…
  • 17:32 NPH ROCKS! (did I really just say that?)
  • 17:41 “We have a lot in common, we both played a poor black child in our first movie” – Steven Martin – Quote of the night!
  • 18:01 watching the Oscars… cuz that is how I roll…
  • 19:35 Geeze, I go to the bathroom as some dude is talking about winning his oscar and come out as he wins his second… I was just a min!
  • 20:32 The Dude Wins!!!
  • 20:35 3 of my all time favorite actors were nominated, Bridges, Clooney, Freeman… One of the best nomination class’s ever… Dude Wins!!!
  • 20:40 please… Anyone BUT Bullock….

My Random Thoughts

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  • 10:40 Ran 5 of 6… Good ending to gym week. Think dude who asked my wife out is starting to fuck w/ me, cutting me off at last sec like a child..
  • 10:44 isn’t bothered if guys ask wife out, but dissing me will not end well. Grow up already, you asked she said no…
  • 17:36 yeah, sure it was the Marijuana that made him go to the pentagon and start shooting… pure logic…
  • 18:22 is shocked… another sex scandal at the vatican and no mention of pre teen boys? Is the Nazi Pope making some changes after all?

My Random Thoughts

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  • 08:36 Real Officers know not to ever fuck with/disrespect their SR Enlisted, once she did, it was over… tinyurl.com/yeecb9w
  • 08:38 Anti-Gay Republican Senator Roy Ashburn, was arrested Wednesday morning for DUI after leaving the popular gay bar… DOH!
  • 10:40 RadarOnline – Chief Justice John Roberts “seriously considering” stepping down from Supreme Court “for personal reasons” – WOW! if true…
  • 11:16 RadarOnline.com obtained new information Justice Roberts will NOT resign. The justice will be staying on the bench. – Fuck RadarOnline.com
  • 12:47 Sitting behind 1 car at the DEQ, last time I was here there was 50+ cars, so this is better…
  • 13:14 now sitting at DMV, I’m 208, serving 199, at least there is a flock of brats running around… could be worse… Right?
  • 13:16 mmmm… Love sitting to stale chain smokers…. I wonder, where do they get that hacking cough???
  • 13:20 lol… Bible thumpers tried to convert me as I sit at the DMV… That went over real well…
  • 13:49 DMV part 2… Great way to find out no credit cards accepted, cash/check only… I’ve not wrote a check in years…
  • 14:36 After 2 years I just realized my Indy Colts plate cover on my Jeep covers the expiration dates of the plate… doh! I know nothing…
  • 16:52 why is it the weather turns to shit whenever the Canadians come to Portland? Been near 50-60F for 2 weeks, Monday 40 and rain…
  • 16:54 so the days the Canadians are here, shitty weather, the day they leave, great weather.. Canadians… I’m judging you… Harshly… tisk tisk
  • 19:03 oh yeah, I ran 4 miles again today, I hope I can do 4-5 Friday but my legs are pretty sore right now, ice packs 
  • 23:54 The Daily Show – Chatroulette – Once of the funniest clips they have done, I hurt from laughing… tinyurl.com/yg6b6ot

My Random Thoughts

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  • 10:56 would think a retired Naval Officer would know when a 4 star Admiral gives opinion while in uniform he is NOT giving his personal opinion…
  • 10:57 wonders how much lower John McCain will go… contradicts himself repeatedly… dementia or just a fucking liar?
  • 14:29 USA! USA! USA!
  • 14:32 the fans at the Purdue game are chanting “USA USA USA”…
  • 14:54 Congrats Canada… Sid the Kid is fucking amazing…
  • 15:06 would be pleased if Purdue would get a rebound…
  • 15:14 Damn what could have been for Purdue…
  • 18:21 my cat has the strangest obsession for wire twist ties off the bread… FRAKING CRAZY OBSESSED!
  • 22:31 should go to Canada… and get some beaver..

My Random Thoughts

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  • 10:21 thinks nothing is better than a white GOPer telling the Blacks how it is… tinyurl.com/yej7w6u
  • 11:19 Whats it like to be a Purdue fan? We lose our #2 guy and we are ranked #3 and #2 UK just lost…
  • 11:30 is smelling fresh cut grass and its still February… love it!
  • 12:22 LOL… Tsunami warning in Hawaii so naturally RUN TO THE BEACH! 
  • 15:21 #1 KU lost #2UK lost, #3 Purdue lost their #2 player for injury and play tomorrow… this is what its like to be a Purdue fan…
  • 19:28 this link offended someone on FaceBook… tinyurl.com/ydz3ob7