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Dear UPS…

The Grand Canyon

Enough of this “Brown board” commercials, the guy who talks and draws and talks and draws and talks and talks and talks is by far the most annoying guy on TV and in the age of Glenn Beck, that is saying something.

And the worst part is he reminds me of a “Frasier” episode where they had a guy who looks exactly like this babbling artist play a nitwit in a wheelchair who only would talk about barbeque.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0582529/

So please UPS… take “Bob” off the air already, I am wearing out my mute button.

My last “Fuck you Sprint” post.

The Grand Canyon

Ok, we are done with sprint forever.

We have been staying at the same hotel in Canada for over 4 years and this past trip we only stayed there 1 night and total we only used about 1-2 hours max (both of us combined) on the sprint wireless cards but somehow our bill is $200+ more than normal. In the past we stayed at the same hotel for 3-4 nights and used at least 12 hours and never once was our bill this high. In fact I had forgot to log off a few times as we went out so Im positive we used much more then 12 hours and still the bill was never $200.

So we contact sprint and get the runaround. They do not track minutes used on wireless cards at all, just KB used and when we asked for the total KB used we still got “we don’t track that” so after 30-45 minutes of running in circles and me telling them to “prove we did this” at least 10 times, we said fuck it…

Our contract had already expired last week and as soon as Toni is ready we are going to go get our iPhones.

The best answer they could come up with is “its on our bill so its what we owe” or in other words “trust me.” Yeah… “trust me”… What a scam this is, I wish I could add $200 to all my clients bills and just tell them to “trust me and pay it”.

Anyway, go fuck yourself sprint.

Gangs of New York

The Grand Canyon

What a stupid movie…

Geeze I want my 3 hours back.

Humans: Some are good, some just suck.

Zion National Park

Good: Last night I received a call from a girl who was looking for Sakura, she told me she and her boyfriend were bored and it was so nice out they thought why not go look for a black cat in the pitch black? They was aware of the reward, but never once asked “how much”.

I answered her questions on what Sakura looked like in more detail and thanked them. Around 10:30 pm she called back and said they may have found her but didn’t want to get too close where it would scare the cat off. They was 3 blocks away so I ran over there and verified it wasn’t Sakura. So we talked for a few minutes and I gave more insight of Sakura and this girl was actully sad for us. So I thanked them and left and thought to myself, that if anyone is going to get a reward from Sakura, I was hoping it would be her.

Suck: While standing from the upstairs balcony for Sakura I saw a kid run up the street and into a house across the street, I than walked to the back room to look for Sakura and found a big dog in our yard which I recognized as from across the street so I put 2 + 2 and got “lost dog” so We took the dog back home and when we got the owner and explained to him what and where we got “oh… yeah ok”

This dog was very freindly and of course had no tags, I have been majorly stressing Sakura and I had the thought of “Karma” when we was taking the dog back, and to find someone who didnt give a rats ass when I am on the verge of tears just pissed me off.

But back to Karma… Sakura did come home about an hour right after I took that dog home…

Sakura came Home!

Sakura

AND I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER!

I really have been stressing all day long so bad Im on verge of a panic attack…. I need booze.