**Jackie forwarded this to me……..grin
Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t show up.”
“Sure,” they said, “You’re more than welcome.”
Part way through the course, one of the friends turned to the newcomer and said, “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a hit man,” was his reply.
“You’re joking!” was their response.
“No, I’m not,” he said, reaching into his golf bag, he pulled out a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a large telescopic sight.
“That’s a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend, “Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.” …WOW I can see right in the window.” ” I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she’s naked!! Wait a minute, that’s my neighbor in there with her. He’s naked, too!!! The bitch!” He turned to the hit man, “How much do you charge for a hit?”
“I’ll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.”
“Can you do two for me now?”
“Sure, what do you want?”
“First, shoot my wife, she’s always been mouthy,…… so shoot her in the mouth.”
“Then my neighbor, he’s still a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.”
The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
“Are you going to do it or not?” said the friend impatiently.
“Just be patient,” said the hit man calmly,……..
“I think I can save you a grand.”