Today we went to Admiral Ackbar with another load of items, and while my Big Red Wife was fixing the furnace, I was cleaning around the bed. When I leaned across the end of the mattress, I felt a “stinging” sensation high inside left thigh, I look and see a metal rod sticking out so the “mattress frame”. Joy.
A few minutes later I felt something running down my leg, and now I have a nice pair of butterfly stitches!
WINNING!
This cost me 2 butterfly stitches!