http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3303910&page=1
A Washington, D.C., dry cleaning store that was sued for $54 million over an allegedly missing pair of pants will not have to pay anything to its disgruntled customer, a judge ruled Monday.
Instead, Roy Pearson, who sued over the missing trousers, may have to pay the store owners’ legal fees.
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I am still in favor of someone whacking this guy… or maybe breaking his knee caps.
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