Tired and 1600 miles from home

I have been in MN since Monday afternoon visiting my parents, they live in way north MN (Think Canada) so getting to them was not easy, I got tickets to MSP and fucked myself out of a closer airport by getting the dates confused, so I got to drive 4+ hours when it could have been 90 mins…

me iz smart.

MSP is a fucking nightmare of a airport, I don’t even know where to begin, but it was a nightmare to get my rental since, unknown to me, there are 2 separate terminals 15 mins away from each other so when I put in “MSP” into Alamo, and made my reservation I made it for the wrong terminal, but the girl helped me out and gave me a car from there, she really hooked me up…. So I thought.

On the way out of MSP my GPS couldn’t get a signal, so I took a right when I needed to take a left, but, after 20 mins I found my way and once I was out of Minneapolis/St Paul everything was smooth.

On the way back into Minneapolis/St Paul I once again took a wrong turn due to the lack of road signs and construction and semis, so I once more got lost, but this time as I was about to pull over I found the road I was looking for but once I found my exit, I couldn’t turn off onto the exit due to construction and… still no fucking signs telling me where to go…. Another U turn later I got into the terminal the Alamo said to go to, I drop off the car, follow the signs that said “all gates” and took a tram… to find out I’m at the wrong f***ing terminal.

So… back on the tram, past where I started, onto a fucking bus, to the right terminal where I got 2 women in security that hate the world and wanted to prove it to me with their BS attitudes, nice fucking attitudes…. So I finally get to my gate and had 2 hours to kill so I go to the bar and drink 2 screwdrivers and eat and FINALLY get online after 5 days and download 100+ emails and get 10+ instant messages which I just skim/read but since the music in the bar was too f**king loud I left for my gate and waited there until 4 “frat boys” decided to sit behind me…. God I f****ng hate frat boys…

Anyway I am in Chicago and I still have 3 hours to go, I’m tired I feel skuzzy, and I need a shower…. I am sitting at my gate listening to tunes since the bars are way packed, so after I post this I will try and find a bar I can charge this battery with, other wise it will be a boring flight…

Question…. Sitting in an airport listening to Toto…

The visit itself was really good, and I took 1500 pics at least and a lot are really fucking nice ones, I’ll post a few in a few days when I am more “me” but right now I am in a mood and this day is long from over, so I will post more later…

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