HA!

IN YOUR FACES FUCKERS! I LIVED!

I am still groggy, but alive, I was knocked out around 7:30 am and awake by 9 am and home by 10 am, so you have to love that.

I had a really good staff except for the Dr who knocks you out (like I will even try to spell that right now) I told him I woke up during a colonoscopy and that I was not too pleased, he then told me that didn’t happen, since they don’t knock you out for that.

Gee… Let me think…. who was there….. me or him?

prick….

anyway, I am alive and kicking as well as a one legged man can kick… and right now my wife is making me a bacon sandwich… now if only I can get a girlfriend to come over….

How Do I Feel?: groggy