Daily Archives: Tuesday January 16th, 2007

The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, “Someone in this  congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot  tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God  and this Christian family.”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,  you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a  body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there  has been a terrible misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.

I’m sick! =(  This sucks.  I feel better now then last night, but I don’t know if I feel better because I took night quail and pasted out hard last night and I’m taking meds or if the worst of it is over.  I just feel so exhausted, I just want to nap and I hate napping all day.

Poor Harold, his foot is broken and he hasn’t been feeling very well himself.    We make quite a pair…..when he is sick he wants to be left alone, not spoken to and is even moodier.  I, on the other hand, want to cuddle and get clingy.  We are way opposites when sick.

I really need to get my nails done.  I lost a tip to one of them.    I don’t want to go anywhere but I wouldn’t be really pushing myself to get them done.  So I’m probably going to get them done.

I need to get myself moving before I nap again.