Daily Archives: Friday December 16th, 2005

Funny Fwd.

**Jackie forwarded this to me……..grin

Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t show up.”

“Sure,” they said, “You’re more than welcome.”

Part way through the course, one of the friends turned to the newcomer and said, “What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a hit man,” was his reply.

“You’re joking!” was their response.

“No, I’m not,” he said, reaching into his golf bag, he pulled out a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a large telescopic sight.

“That’s a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend, “Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.” …WOW I can see right in the window.” ” I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she’s naked!! Wait a minute, that’s my neighbor in there with her. He’s naked, too!!! The bitch!” He turned to the hit man, “How much do you charge for a hit?”

“I’ll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.”

“Can you do two for me now?”

“Sure, what do you want?”

“First, shoot my wife, she’s always been mouthy,…… so shoot her in the mouth.”

“Then my neighbor, he’s still a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.”

The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

“Are you going to do it or not?” said the friend impatiently.

“Just be patient,” said the hit man calmly,……..

“I think I can save you a grand.”

We lose another good one

John Spencer, Who Plays VP Candidate Leo McGarry on ‘The West Wing,’ Dies of a Heart Attack at 58

LOS ANGELES Dec 16, 2005 — John Spencer, who played vice presidential candidate Leo McGarry on NBC’s “The West Wing,” died of a heart attack Friday, his publicist said.
Spencer, 58, died at a Los Angeles hospital, said publicist Ron Hofmann.
Hofmann released no other immediate details.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1414538